WE WILL GLADLY TAKE YOUR MONEY TODAY FOR A FEZ LATER
Tired of not being able to buy FEZ on PC yet?
Frustrated with all this money burning a hole in your pocket?
Introducing the FEZ PRE-ORDER PERIOD!
That’s right! FEZ PC will be available for pre-order on STEAM and GOG.COM starting April 22nd!
No more waiting for a thing to actually be out before you can buy it! No more keeping all that pesky money to yourself!
With our patented pre-order technology, we take your money TODAY and give you something LATER!
But wait, there’s more!
The game will also be 10% off for the duration of the pre-order!
That’s right! you can buy a thing that’s not out yet AND pay less for it!
All of this for just one easy payment of 9$!
Spend money AND save money! AT THE SAME TIME!