HAPPY 2012
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Montreal, December 14th, The Future.
POLYTRON, world leader in well-wishes, is proud to announce that it wishes you a happy coming new year!
2011 was a difficult year for POLYTRON. Which is why we are discontinuing it, and replacing it with an exciting new model!
Introducing POLYTRON’S YEAR 2012! Our most exciting year YET!
With brand new features like the impending release of FEZ, and one extra day in February, free of charge! Our gift to you, the fans.
The year 2012 is sure to be everything that 2011 wasn’t!
About POLYTRON:
POLYTRON is a corporation. And corporations are people. That means POLYTRON is people. Woah! New slogan right there! POLYTRON IS PEOPLE.
About The Year 2012:
It’s OURS, bitch.
December 14th, 2011 at 17:04
Really digging that logo. New phone BG found.
December 14th, 2011 at 17:08
I love Polytron’s PR. Honestly I do.
December 14th, 2011 at 17:31
god you make the coolest logos
December 14th, 2011 at 19:53
You guys are awesome! Thanks for the laugh and simple yet sweet logo.
December 14th, 2011 at 21:22
Soylent Green is also people
December 15th, 2011 at 00:06
They say people are what they eat, and people eat bacon, so therefore Polytron is BACON.
December 15th, 2011 at 02:29
Release the game when it is done please. I think I speak for everyone when we say we’re really busy in February so January would be great. Thanks.
December 15th, 2011 at 09:42
And a Merry Christmas to One and All.
Please say this gets released, early 2012!!!
December 15th, 2011 at 17:53
Every single sentence made me laugh with unexpected delight. I’m with Antoine in this one, I just love Polytron’s PR.
December 16th, 2011 at 04:40
If there’s anything to be learned from the history of videogame PR, it’s that good things follow when you call your audience ‘bitch’.
December 16th, 2011 at 12:55
Lol… does the Canadian New Year start Dec 14th or something? Y’all are weird…
December 17th, 2011 at 18:02
Clive it is called The Fear
December 21st, 2011 at 11:57
hey is there any chance you will release this on pc and change your mind from being so stubborn?
December 23rd, 2011 at 05:08
PEOPLYTRON :]
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December 23rd, 2011 at 05:14
you’re fired.
December 25th, 2011 at 14:42
#include
December 25th, 2011 at 14:43
ah hell, it stripped all the funny out of that post. stupid non-code-allowing reply box.
December 25th, 2011 at 15:20
Merry Xmas Polytron!
December 27th, 2011 at 10:11
iv just read your interview with the guy over at indiegames webblog and iv come back here just to say…well what do i say after reading all that.
iv been following fez for around the four and a half year mark going on to when it first got announced/a friend started me on the stalker train for fez.
anyway, i guess im sorry for all the hard times you had in putting fez together and the
“I was seriously considering just giving up. Actually it became like this weird like suicide fantasy that I was going to cancel Fez out of spite, like, “You’re NEVER gonna get it! Fuck you all!”"
but im thankful you didn’t give up, and you didnt cancel like other companys/devs sometimes do. i really look forward to playing this masterpiece, a day 1 buy and maybe sometime in the future (FEZ stress related injuries aside) we might be lucky to get a sequel.
so yea, i say a big thank you to phill, and a congratulations on a game finished
all the best for hypercube too
December 31st, 2011 at 14:26
All I want for Christmas is a FEZ release date.
January 7th, 2012 at 00:38
The Fool and His Money has been delayed until September 2012, think Fez will be released before then?