FEZ PORTED TO T-SHIRTS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Montreal, February 27th 2013, Universe A

 

POLYTRON CORPORATION INCORPORATED is pregnant with emotion to announce the release of the much awaited FEZ T-SHIRT PORTS!

Indeed! This is what we’ve been up to all of this past year! Working around the clock to bring you the patented FEZ experience to the much-loved T-shirt platform.

All the wonder and mystery, now in T-shirt form! Lose yourself in it, let it surround you in warmth and 100% Fine Jersey cotton.

Available NOW at the polyshop!

Including reprints of old classics, BRAND NEW DESIGNS WITH SHINY INKS and designs once only available at conventions!

AS SEEN IN THAT MOVIE YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN!

Buy it with money!

 

About POLYTRON CORPORATION INCORPORATED:

POLYTRON CORP. INC. is technically a person.

 

About T-shirts:

They’re for torsos.

 

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22 Responses to “FEZ PORTED TO T-SHIRTS”

  1. Harest Says:

    Nice troll :p.

  2. chris Says:

    God fuck these are great

  3. Joel Says:

    Are there gonna be re-prints of the others in different sizes? I want the PPP in creme and am not large.

  4. Matt Says:

    I will definitely buy it with money.

  5. alex Says:

    sold! thank you for fez, and thank you for the nostalgia. happy to support your endeavors, and look forward to what is yet to come.

  6. Joel Says:

    Will buy one next week!! Good to see the polyshop up and going again. Hey Phil, what’s the model of glasses do you have? Thanks

  7. dick Says:

    fck this shit and release Fez for PC already

  8. Guilherme Says:

    Fck you, man. Just fck you.

  9. azulum Says:

    Man! I’ve already invested in the Hoodie Platform and you bring FEZ to T-Shirt. You must have intentionally not ported FEZ to Hoodie — despite it being the middle of winter — in Canada, no less. Loathing and acrimony upon this embodied entity that is technically a torso-covered person!

  10. Fish Says:

    hoodies are for spreadsheets.

  11. Joel Says:

    Hey, Phil.

    What ya think about this :D

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V1FdQuWqrM8/URnZVdz-QcI/AAAAAAAAE2I/NK2oTx2f7fM/s1600/rotro_upvalley_321_45_2.png

  12. Fish Says:

    im intrigued. what is it?

  13. Joel Says:

    A game I have been working on called Rotro. :I

  14. Joel Says:

    Can you give me ANY advice for a young aspiring Independent game developer?

  15. Fish Says:

    start small. think of something small, then do something even smaller than that.

  16. Fish Says:

    don’t do what i did, basically.

  17. Tommy Says:

    Phil!

    Love the shirts, love Fez. Just got to 209.4% today, I’m so proud. You made a fcking amazing game! Can’t wait to see what else you come up with, will be ordering one of these soon.

    Tommy

  18. Tommy Says:

    Another thing, I get crazy anxiety sometimes, and I figured out jumping around as Gomez really does the trick to bring a sense of calm to myself! Thanks man

  19. Kyle Says:

    I just got one. I’m gonna wear this shit everywhere. Even in the shower.

  20. CyberSkull Says:

    Neat! When does the soundtrack come out on CD?

  21. Dylan Says:

    Hey Fish! Just wanted to say good luck on the games and have fun with them! Also I cannot wait until FEZ comes to PC!

  22. chmln Says:

    How about online constructor for a t-shirt with zu-language text?

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