THE POLYSHOP IS BACK ONLINE

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Good news everyone!

The Polyshop is once again open to business.
Now with region-specific pricing, lower shipping costs and a better check-out system!

By buying our high-quality t-shirts, silk screened on high-quality American Apparel stock, you not only help support the development of Fez, but you also get to clothe your naked body, protecting yourself from the elements, sunburns and humiliation. Not only that, but you will instantly gain entry into thousands of restaurants that would otherwise not let you in because of your shirtlessness. Such a tragedy can be easily avoided!

ACT NOW!

Cover your shame!
Support Polytron!

12 Responses to “THE POLYSHOP IS BACK ONLINE”

  1. Pal Van Marrsterhausen Says:

    Aye at last the shop is opened for business, again! But what about the most important thing of all? FEZ the GAME! Get it sorted! Get it out! By god you’ve made us wait & tested our faith! Any updates from the voice of above?!

  2. =( Says:

    Need bigger shirts for fatties =( XXL YO

  3. asristir Says:

    …. but I have no shame…

  4. Tuhd the internet Troll Says:

    Tuhd still wait patiently for game. but… Tuhd consider shirt. Shirt might taste good. Tuhd also like tie food. Make tie.

  5. Ed Says:

    Noooo why no medium gray shirts? Will you be getting new ones in?

  6. Ben Says:

    why are there no more smalls? I really want this shirt bad. Will there be a reprint?

  7. Sonchi Says:

    Why is it that the smallest shirt is a large? Will there be any reprints? I’d appreciate it if you could explain this as soon as you can.

  8. Tuhd the internet Troll Says:

    all da good colorz are gone. Tuhd sad.

  9. Lunch Monkey Says:

    Bwah! The medium shirts are all gone! So…will you have any more any time soon?! Please!

  10. rabbitroom Says:

    Seriously, American Apparel = you NEED to have 2XL shirts. AA 2XL are barely the size of any other company’s standard XL, and more snug to boot.

  11. Renaud Says:

    I’m going to quote fish from the TIGSource forums, about the availability of shirt sizes :

    hot dog!
    almost all the fez shirts sold out over the weekend.
    our t-shirt guy tells me they are setting up a reprint right now and that those shirts should be available for order later today of everything goes well.

    thank you so much everybody who bought one!

    while polytron does receive some loans (loans) from the canadian government, these things take a LOT of time. we’re looking at a solid 6 months before we get any more and right now, we’re pretty low on moneys. this isnt some cash-grabbing scheme. this isnt us trying to capitalize on the popularity of fez. this is us trying to pay rent and eat food. this weekend’s sales will make a huge different in the coming weeks.

    so thanks again, it really means a lot.

  12. Tuhd the internet Troll Says:

    Tuhd want black shirts

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