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Montreal, April 1st, The Future – Today, POLYTRON, world leader in leadership announces the launch of it’s brand new future-proof cloud-gaming service, GUANO-ON.
It is with uncontainable pride that POLYTRON today announces it’s first foray in the bold new world of cloud computing with GUANO-ON!
BUT WHAT IS IT?
GUANO-ON allows for isntant streaming of games to anything with a screen. Just sit down, relax and let GUANO-ON take care of all that nasty processing and computing for you.
Everything is handled server-side by GUANO-ON. Our one server takes care of everything and streams the red-hot next-gen graphics straight to your face. No more annoying cooling fan noise!
BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?

Simple! GUANO-ON collects the controller inputs from all online players, and averages out the input to a single, perfect input. We call this process “crowd-sourced social-controls 3.0″. The GUANO-ON server then processes the unique averaged input, and sends you back velvet-smooth audio-visual chocolate straight to your screen-enabled device of choice! A true democratic videogame revolution!
GUANO-ON supports anything with a screen! Televisions, monitors, iPhones, iPods, IPads, iPuds, DS, DSl, DSi, DSi XL, 3DS, DS4EVA or even one of those new-fangled fridges with internet access!
Simply sign up for the GUANO-ON LIVE NETWORK weekly access pass, and jump in whichever game our one server happens to be running, ANYWHERE!
GUANO-ON is currently negotiating with many of today’s top talents for exclusive GUANO-ON content.
WHAT’S ON? GUANO-ON IS ON. THAT’S WHAT’S ON.
GUANO-ON!
About POLYTRON:
Makers of fine computers and computers paraphernalia since 19XX
About GUANO-ON:
Both future-proof and the future, GUANO-ON is certain to guarantee it actually works.